[ToPiC UNiquE] Vos blagues !

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/*

 * OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do.

 * I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that

 * the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid

 * fucking reason the stupid fucking DBA wont let me access the items using

 * indices and I instead have to use their stupid fucking Iterator

 * implementation. So there.

 */

$firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren();

foreach ($firstList as $node)

{

    $nodes = $node->getChildren();

    break;                // wtf?

}

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// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work

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//hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

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// 

// Dear maintainer:

// 

// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,

// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,

// please increment the following counter as a warning

// to the next guy:

// 

// total_hours_wasted_here = 16

//

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// TODO: Fix this. Fix what?

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// no comments for you

// it was hard to write

// so it should be hard to read

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// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.

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options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

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// I am not responsible of this code.

// They made me write it, against my will.

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//Dear future me. Please forgive me.

//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

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double penetration; // ouch

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# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file.

... Et en bas du fichier :

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# To understand recursion, see the top of this file.

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//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

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//somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Logic screen

//somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass

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/*

 * You may think you know what the following code does.

 * But you dont. Trust me

 * Fiddle with me, and youll spend many a sleppless

 * night cursing the moment you thought you be clever 

 * enough to "optimize" the code below.

 * Now close this file and go play with something else.

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// drunk, fix later

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// Magic. Do not touch.

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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will

// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets

// released into the public

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Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");

throw up; //ha ha

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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood that I was doing

//Now, God only knows

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